So my brother’s friend is kind of a little fucking asshole
and he found out that the neighbor has a wIRELESS PRINTER AND PRINTED THIS DOCUMENT ON IT
AND OMFG I’M JUST SO DONE
(Source: speakmypointofview)
hell is a room where the wallpapers are your failed selfies
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
(Source: ohmyjo)
girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
(Source: notkorra)
Its not a party until someone cries about a boy not liking them
long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge:
you:
me:
me: the older i get, the more i understand Squidward's anger.
you got something on your butt
my eyes
